From Olbermann to Spiderman: A (career) suicide song

Keith Olbermann has finally committed suicide.

(From a career standpoint of course.)

He still breathes, although it is the heavier kind mixed in with grunts and groans one might find in prison. No, Mr. Olbermann never molested children, although he did violate decent society everywhere for eight years. Like Robespierre, his reign of terror is over.

My American Idol audition consists of comparing Olbermann to Spiderman, found at the Washington Times Communities page online.

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